Friday, February 13, 2009

That is not a walker at all. In fact it is an essential piece of equipment owned by none other than Dr. Chandra Vora (a.k.a. Johnstown's Bag-Lady). The Trash-Dolly (Patent Pending) is the single most important invention in the field of refuse collection in almost 20 years. By merely affixing garbage bags to each side of the Trash-Dolly, one can tripple their aluminum-can yield in one trip. Dr. Vora is most likely in the ajdacent alley, dumpster diving, and has seccured her Trash-Dolly to prevent theivery. Things are tough all over with the economy being like it is, and no where is that more true than in Johnstown's Kernville section where Dr. Vora calls home.

2 comments:

  1. What do we owe you for getting to the bottom of this, John? Do you accept trash as barter for a payment?

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  2. Wow John! That was an interesting article! Perhaps Incle John and some some of the other uncles could obtain (or build) on of these devices for use at camp. It could be handy in removing excess pop and beer cans after a camp get-together.

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